oh my god 

it feels like i was never supposed to see this it’s like forbidden or something 

It’s like no one’s ever seen Elf.

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3/31/2014 (11:22pm) 15,861 notes



I literally cry with laughter every time I watch this.

Watch this video I swear to god I SWEAR TO GOD you will NOT regret it.

Wait when the fuck was Cudi on?? WHERE HAVE I BEEN

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3/13/2014 (11:24pm) 333,656 notes



Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever


image bring me the booty

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"Your pockets are full. Do you want to swap it out or let it go?"

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Book Cake (via WhenGeeksWed on pinterest)

It’s everything I never knew I wanted.

As long as there’s no chocolate in this, I want it.

When I turn 100, I want one of these.

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Genetically engineered

^This is a shitty thing to do. You’re just going to make minimum wage workers have to spend all day peeling off stickers and make lower-class people who can’t afford non-gmo food afraid to buy food.

My favorite thing about this though is the QR code on the sticker.

Hamburger Helper and its generic versions are often go-to meal plans for lower income households. I know we sure ate the hell out of it growing up, back when my family was really struggling financially.

My family isn’t struggling so much these days, but still, we have nothing that could scan a QR code. We don’t have pocket devices with instant internet access. So how the hell is anyone financially worse off than us supposed to make use of this code and website?

This isn’t helping anyone. This isn’t educating anyone. This is just scaring people with limited options and giving more work to people who aren’t paid enough. This is bullshit.

Fuck I love Tumblr

Those kind of things piss me off so bad. Not just for the reasons listed above, but because it’s insulting to a lot of peoples intelligence.

Do they think a lot of people don’t realize that stuff is shit? Do they think a lot of mothers don’t place it in their carts with the mentality of, ‘at least the family will eat tonight’.

There are thousands of people in the world who would love to eat healthy. To buy fresh produce and make healthy meals for their families.

But until they make the cost of healthy eating comparable to low income eating - back the fuck off your high horse about the food people choose when looking at having to put SOMETHING on the table.


Everything written above is cool and all but…..

I got enough money to eat whatever I want and hamburger helper is STILL hittin. 

Shit is delicious. 

No matter how far I make it in life my hood nigga palate won’t let me forget

"Hood nigga palate" Now I know how to refer to my eating tastes

also, just in general, GMOs aren’t actually that bad…at all

I don’t have sources on me, but we spent a while studying them freshman year, and GMOs are actually really useful in combatting world hunger

but unfortunately people get so prissy and scared of SCIENCE and CHEMICALS that they ban them and people keep starving

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Actors Andy Samberg, Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally, Adam Scott, Amy Poehler, Bill Hader, Bill Murray, and Paul Rudd attend the 2014 Vanity Fair Oscar Party

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Meet Mia Kish, the hero of The Well’s End, a brand new young-adult novel from debut author Seth Fishman which comes out next February. We’ve got the exclusive cover reveal, plus one more illustration by Hark! A Vagrant creator Kate Beaton that shows the whole cast. Here’s the full version of the Kate Beaton artwork above, showing Mia, in the moment before she breaks a hole in an iced-over lake and swims through it. (via Exclusive Look at Kate Beaton’s Illustrations for a Brand New YA Novel)

This book is on the shelves today! 

Check it out out outtt

Excellent! Kate’s the best!

The Art Assignment →

So, I haven’t read anything by John Green and therefore can’t say yet whether or not I’m a fan, but his wife (joined occasionally by John) Sarah has this new PBS Digital series that I’m kind of excited about! First episode aired today, and I may even try out the first assignment!

2/20/2014 (7:26pm)

#art assignment#sarah urist green#john green

2/19/2014 (8:19pm) 156 notes

Heads up to University of Maryland students: You had your data stolen


  • 309k the number of people whose personal records were stolen in a data breach at the University of Maryland. Students, faculty members, you name it—if you had an affiliation with the university since 1998, you had your names, Social Security numbers, and dates of birth swiped. “We recently doubled the number of our IT security engineers and analysts,” UMD President Wallace Loh said. “We also doubled our investment in top-end security tools. Obviously, we need to do more and better, and we will.” source


#es#numbers#university of maryland#umd#maryland#data breaches#shortformblog


The new Elmo and Friends DVD is out! Here’s a comic to celebrate!